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March 20, 2003 back thru March 11, 2003

Please note that all links to the news stories below were accurate and working at the time of posting and archiving, however, the Guardian has no control on the length of time that a respective news source will continue to maintain any story in its own archives, so be advised that you may encounter non-working links - Bill McKee - Editor
 

 Thursday, 20-Mar-2003

The 'decapitation' begins

 

 
 Iraqi'isms

Q: What is the Iraqi Air Force motto? 
A:: I came, I saw, Iran. 

Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? 
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there. 

Q: What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? 
A: Two days. 

Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? 
A: They both have Kurds in their way. 

Q: What is the best Iraqi job? 
A: Foreign ambassador. 

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? 
A: You only have to teach them to take off. 

Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo? 
A: ... F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 ... A-10 

Q: What is Iraq's national bird? 
A: Duck. 

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

 

Bears awake, sighted weeks earlier than usual

Betting the farm

ANWR drilling rejected by a narrow margin

Lawmakers agree to Martz funding levels

They get the trees. You get the stumps.

10 state timber bills introduced
Water quality boards could limit logging

Huntin' News
Attorney general rules against antler season

 more Huntin' News
Hounds survive gunshots

The local overnight low temperature last night was +17F and yesterday's afternoon high temp was +54F.  No precipitation was recorded at our location in the last 24-hour period ending at 6AM.  Daily local min-max temp &  precip charts may be seen on our PR Temp & Precip Data page

 Wednesday, 19-Mar-2003

 

Plum Creek billed $11 million for fires
Forest Service says company must pay cost of two
blazes ignited by loggers in 2000

  Chainsaw Not Our Only Enemy

  ANWR may fall short

  Nearly half of Yellowstone bison had brucellosis

  'Fee Demo' is step toward privatizing public lands

  Montanans disagree about wolf management

  Bracing against the tide

  Looting Mutual Funds

The local overnight low temperature last night was +28F and yesterday's afternoon high temp was +47F.  No precipitation was recorded at our location in the last 24-hour period ending at 6AM.  Daily local min-max temp &  precip charts may be seen on our PR Temp & Precip Data page

Tuesday, 18-Mar-2003

French flip-flop on Iraq
Military may join coalition if Saddam uses biological or chemical arms

Gray wolves reclassified from 'endangered' to 'threatened'

Agency to propose wolves' future today

Fees on tourists items approved

Nat'l forest fees, Bigfoot scam,
endangered species vs. ATVs and more notes

On lookout for snowmobile scofflaws

A legacy of 'Made in China'

House Leader Hastert Blasts Sen. Daschle Remarks

The local overnight low temperature last night was +30F and yesterday's afternoon high temp was +46F.  No measurable precipitation was recorded at our location in the last 24-hour period ending at 6AM.  Daily local min-max temp &  precip charts may be seen on our PR Temp & Precip Data page

 Monday, 17-Mar-2003

Bush Says
Monday 'A Moment of Truth'
on Iraq

'Chemical Ali' given command

Navajos sue U.S. over water from the Colorado River

Hunter groups take stand on bison hunt

Fairness of Forest Grants Questioned

  Yellowstone Park hits record number of snowmobile violations  

Park's size, diversity invites study

Apparently some trees are greener than others
when it comes to air pollution

Activists Fight Chemical Burning

Canada blasts U.S. tariffs

Aluminum plant now must sell electricity

New study a bad sign for salmon

  Martz pushes for state wolf management

  Tax relief package finds little support

Texas sheriff warns of unidentified troops

The fingers that can point to physical attraction

The Short, Unhappy Life of Campaign Finance Reform

The iceberg beneath the charity

The local overnight low temperature last night was +20F and yesterday's afternoon high temp was +57F.  No precipitation was recorded at our location in the last 24-hour period ending at 6AM.  Daily local min-max temp &  precip charts may be seen on our PR Temp & Precip Data page

 Friday, 14-Mar-2003

Babbitt: Time's ripe for reform

Wolf plan wins qualified praise

Climate as timber foe?

Federal judge recuses self from downwinder lawsuit

Park gets tough on riders

Animal rights groups takes aim at legislation creating bison hunt

Plan for game farms considered

Kinko's Forest-Based Products Policy Sets New Standard
for Protecting The World's Forests

The Memory of Trees -
"Deforesting the Earth- From Prehistory to Global Crisis"

Conservatives And Liberals Unite In Opposition To Patriot II

Satellite Photos of Shuttle Sought - Report

Flight 800: Breakthrough!

The local overnight low temperature last night was +35F and yesterday's afternoon high temp was +64F.  Just a trace of precipitation (light rain) was recorded at our location in the last 24-hour period ending at 6AM.  Daily local min-max temp &  precip charts may be seen on our PR Temp & Precip Data page

 Thursday, 13-Mar-2003

Darby 'fuels for schools' project moves forward

Biomass project: Local company awarded bids in Darby

Nation's toughest open-pit gold mining regulations considered

Wolf management plan released

  Sparwood hit by mine layoffs

Skull Valley Plan Rejected  

Worry about the effect if Bush wins on ANWR

Yellowstone bears ending hibernation  

First Nations seek delay in forest changes

Wildfire Plans Generate Heat

The local overnight low temperature last night was +29F and yesterday's afternoon high temp was +56F.  No precipitation was recorded at our location in the last 24-hour period ending at 6AM.  Daily local min-max temp &  precip charts may be seen on our PR Temp & Precip Data page

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It is a daily look at environmentally related stories from around the country, many of which are illustrative of the high level of incompetence (and worse) existing within most of the government entities currently charged with administering our nation's parks, forests, other public lands, waterways, and airsheds.  As you read these news stories from many different sources, you will note that almost all environmental protection/preservation efforts and programs to save our nation's public treasures originate from private environmental organizations, often times via court order, and NOT through the respective governmental agencies with primary administration responsibilities. Most of these governmental entities (e.g., the Forest Service) have become top heavy with many levels of career bureaucrats who, instead of protecting and preserving the nation's priceless resources, are 'busy' catering to consumptive/extractive industry interests in the course of administering politically designed social welfare employment programs and wealth redistributionist grant programs. While the current system is almost hopelessly corrupt at many levels, it is being increasingly understood as such by the general public. Increased general public awareness of the problem is necessary to trigger environmentally informed political actions that will eventually save the nation's public treasures.  Effective solutions to the current situation will most likely involve the deconstruction of several bureaucratic agencies as they exist today with a functional redesign that will shift major policy development and administrative direction authority into the hands of environmental groups/organizations (as contrasted with agency hand-picked and selected 'citizen groups' dominated by consumptionists) and out of the hands of self-interested bureaucrats and extractive industry interests.
- Bill McKee - Editor.


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